пожалуйста помоги/please help

[Mashenka007]

А все потому что иностранцем быть престижно, особенно у нас на форуме, особенно если есть иностранный паспорт. Это как бы ту уже заслужил бесспорного уважения ничего для этого не делая.
Кстати, а английская версия форума имеется? Или бедным иностранцам и с этим приходиться в гугле мучаться переводить?

[Sergey77]

А все потому что иностранцем быть престижно, особенно у нас на форуме, особенно если есть иностранный паспорт. Это как бы ту уже заслужил бесспорного уважения ничего для этого не делая.
Кстати, а английская версия форума имеется? Или бедным иностранцам и с этим приходиться в гугле мучаться переводить?

Разумеется, имеется!
https://www-russpuss--talk-com.translat ... ru#p402368

[EllyPeppy]

Машенька оказывается ещё и филолог? Надо же...

[businka2018]

Stop sending me aggressive private letters to my mailbox!
And don’t lie which one bedroom appartment will cost in Mississippi twenty eight hundreds?

I’m from MS but i live in Dallas you’ve been wrong about everything so just stop. I still don’t know what you mean about Google not translating what you wrote. Could you explain please?

Обьясни мне одно только вещь как ты догадалась написать слово вещи-ЦА с окончанием ЦА. На конце. И все это мой единственный вопрос к тебе.

Вам принципиален ответ на этот вопрос?Мне лично не важно,американка она или азиатка,вопрос же был в другом...Где заработать опред сумму,детали не так важны.

[Mashenka007]

I’m from MS but i live in Dallas you’ve been wrong about everything so just stop. I still don’t know what you mean about Google not translating what you wrote. Could you explain please?

Обьясни мне одно только вещь как ты догадалась написать слово вещи-ЦА с окончанием ЦА. На конце. И все это мой единственный вопрос к тебе.

Вам принципиален ответ на этот вопрос?Мне лично не важно,американка она или азиатка,вопрос же был в другом...Где заработать опред сумму,детали не так важны.

Нет, конечно. Хаха, мне вообще если честно все равно.

[Woodpecker]

А все потому что иностранцем быть престижно, особенно у нас на форуме, особенно если есть иностранный паспорт. Это как бы ту уже заслужил бесспорного уважения ничего для этого не делая.
Кстати, а английская версия форума имеется? Или бедным иностранцам и с этим приходиться в гугле мучаться переводить?

в этом для меня нет престижа, поверьте мне. я не нашел активного форума, посвященного поездкам за границу для этой работы. Я уже сказал вам, почему я не заинтересован в этом в моей стране.

[Woodpecker]

Обьясни мне одно только вещь как ты догадалась написать слово вещи-ЦА с окончанием ЦА. На конце. И все это мой единственный вопрос к тебе.

Вам принципиален ответ на этот вопрос?Мне лично не важно,американка она или азиатка,вопрос же был в другом...Где заработать опред сумму,детали не так важны.

Нет, конечно. Хаха, мне вообще если честно все равно.

Вы, кажется, достаточно заботились, чтобы попытаться проделать дыры во всем, что я сказал

[ThiefOfTrust]

Привет. Я пишу это с переводчиком, потому что я американец. Я знаю, что некоторые из вас будут смеяться надо мной, смеясь, или предполагать, что я тролль, но это не так. Надеюсь, кто-нибудь хотя бы укажет мне правильное направление.

Я 24-летняя женщина, у меня накопилось много долгов, и во время пандемии ситуация ухудшилась. Я решил, что хочу сопровождать, но в другой стране, так что никто из моих знакомых не может узнать об этом. Я искал агентства, но большинство из них ищут славянских или азиатских девушек. Я поискал по-русски и нашел этот и еще несколько форумов, но этот, похоже, самый активный.

Теперь я знаю, что путешествовать тяжело, но с каждым днем ​​на моем имени накапливается все больше долгов. Итак, дошло до того, что я получил предложение поехать в Турцию, но я читал здесь и в некоторых других местах, что это не лучшее место для женщины. То же и с Кипром.

Может ли кто-нибудь объяснить процесс поиска работы в другой стране и какие ожидаемые ставки в разных странах? У меня не так уж много проблем с визами, потому что я американец, но просто получить авиабилеты сложно. Я белый и блондинка, и, очевидно, говорю по-английски и немного по-испански.

Спасибо за любую помощь. Смейтесь надо мной, сколько хотите. я могу взять это!



In English:
Hi. I am writing this with a translator because I’m American. I’m aware some of you will use snark and make fun of me or assume I am a troll, I’m not. Hopefully someone will at least point me in the proper direction.

I am a 24 year old woman and I have accumulated a lot of debt and it’s gotten worse during the pandemic. I have decided I want to escort but in another country so that there is no way this can be found out by anyone I know. I looked into agencies but most seem to be looking for Slavic or Asian girls. So I searched in Russian and found this and some other forums but this seems to be the most active.

Traveling is hard now I know but everyday more debt piles up on my name. So it has come to this, I got an offer to go to Turkey, but I read here and some other places that it’s not the best place for a woman. The same with Cyprus.

Can someone explain the process of finding work in another country and what expected rates are in different countries? I don’t have many issues for visas because I’m an American but Just getting flights is hard. I am white and blonde and obviously speak English and some Spanish.

Thanks for any help. Laugh at me all you want as well. I can take it

Вы не есть американка, моё личное предположение у вас ESL, и имеет быть достаточно хорошим.

Девочки не верьте, это не имеет быть английский коренного американца/ки.

Вы имеете возможность без проблем найти работу в другом штате, зачем ехать в чужую страну? Которая есть не богаче США! И ещё много почему и зачем имела вам сказать, но я вам просто не верю.


Спасибо.

You think I’m ESL. Lol. I reckon you need a bit more book learnin’ then. I can slip into my down home Mississippi drawl if you want. But I figure you ain’t gonna be able to understand so well. I done figured y’all gonna be like this. I get it and don’t hold it against ya but here is an interesting pic for y’all

You think I’m ESL.

You wrote in incorrect tense! It should be in one of the past tenses, any way you desire to structure it. It was yours first sentence!
Second, I have not any idea who you are, all I did just mentioned that yours language was not the language of the native speaker. That is all. Mine opinion, nothing more and nothing less.
You got it what was ESL, but you have not any knowledge what is TOEFL stands for?
In addition, this low class English from you, have not impressed me much. You can say thank you to yours friends/neighbors.
I have known from the beginning that you can speak/write English, but why are you looking to pretend to be the native speaker? Well, this is not mine business.
Honestly, I have no idea why you put picture of the passport! OK you naturalized citizen, so what? You could cover your name and picture, but you should not have any problem to show yours place of birth! However, you can use photoshop, as well.
Not looking to continue this brain intercourse with you.


So long, my fellow American.

[Woodpecker]

Вы не есть американка, моё личное предположение у вас ESL, и имеет быть достаточно хорошим.

Девочки не верьте, это не имеет быть английский коренного американца/ки.

Вы имеете возможность без проблем найти работу в другом штате, зачем ехать в чужую страну? Которая есть не богаче США! И ещё много почему и зачем имела вам сказать, но я вам просто не верю.


Спасибо.

You think I’m ESL. Lol. I reckon you need a bit more book learnin’ then. I can slip into my down home Mississippi drawl if you want. But I figure you ain’t gonna be able to understand so well. I done figured y’all gonna be like this. I get it and don’t hold it against ya but here is an interesting pic for y’all

You think I’m ESL.

You wrote in incorrect tense! It should be in one of the past tenses, any way you desire to structure it. It was yours first sentence!
Second, I have not any idea who you are, all I did just mentioned that yours language was not the language of the native speaker. That is all. Mine opinion, nothing more and nothing less.
You got it what was ESL, but you have not any knowledge what is TOEFL stands for?
In addition, this low class English from you, have not impressed me much. You can say thank you to yours friends/neighbors.
I have known from the beginning that you can speak/write English, but why are you looking to pretend to be the native speaker? Well, this is not mine business.
Honestly, I have no idea why you put picture of the passport! OK you naturalized citizen, so what? You could cover your name and picture, but you should not have any problem to show yours place of birth! However, you can use photoshop, as well.
Not looking to continue this brain intercourse with you.


So long, my fellow American.

I know what ESL means because I’m surrounded by Mexicans, Guatamalans, El Salvadorans, and Hondurans. You know, people who are ESL. God damn they even have special ESL classes in school for the kids of the illegals doing farming..

There is some grammar mistake, well sorry sweetie - we ain’t always be talkin’ right - I made a whole lot of mistakes there but it’s how we speak down home. I understand if you don’t quite grasp the concept of down home, it’s not really an academic subject. I mean apparel it’s a middle school level word though.

[Woodpecker]

*apparently not apparel auto correct amirite

[ThiefOfTrust]

You think I’m ESL. Lol. I reckon you need a bit more book learnin’ then. I can slip into my down home Mississippi drawl if you want. But I figure you ain’t gonna be able to understand so well. I done figured y’all gonna be like this. I get it and don’t hold it against ya but here is an interesting pic for y’all

You think I’m ESL.

You wrote in incorrect tense! It should be in one of the past tenses, any way you desire to structure it. It was yours first sentence!
Second, I have not any idea who you are, all I did just mentioned that yours language was not the language of the native speaker. That is all. Mine opinion, nothing more and nothing less.
You got it what was ESL, but you have not any knowledge what is TOEFL stands for?
In addition, this low class English from you, have not impressed me much. You can say thank you to yours friends/neighbors.
I have known from the beginning that you can speak/write English, but why are you looking to pretend to be the native speaker? Well, this is not mine business.
Honestly, I have no idea why you put picture of the passport! OK you naturalized citizen, so what? You could cover your name and picture, but you should not have any problem to show yours place of birth! However, you can use photoshop, as well.
Not looking to continue this brain intercourse with you.


So long, my fellow American.

I know what ESL means because I’m surrounded by Mexicans, Guatamalans, El Salvadorans, and Hondurans. You know, people who are ESL. God damn they even have special ESL classes in school for the kids of the illegals doing farming..

There is some grammar mistake, well sorry sweetie - we ain’t always be talkin’ right - I made a whole lot of mistakes there but it’s how we speak down home. I understand if you don’t quite grasp the concept of down home, it’s not really an academic subject. I mean apparel it’s a middle school level word though.

I am not judging you, you can be whoever you wish. Your life, your choice.

I hope we are now on the same page.

[Woodpecker]

You wrote in incorrect tense! It should be in one of the past tenses, any way you desire to structure it. It was yours first sentence!
Second, I have not any idea who you are, all I did just mentioned that yours language was not the language of the native speaker. That is all. Mine opinion, nothing more and nothing less.
You got it what was ESL, but you have not any knowledge what is TOEFL stands for?
In addition, this low class English from you, have not impressed me much. You can say thank you to yours friends/neighbors.
I have known from the beginning that you can speak/write English, but why are you looking to pretend to be the native speaker? Well, this is not mine business.
Honestly, I have no idea why you put picture of the passport! OK you naturalized citizen, so what? You could cover your name and picture, but you should not have any problem to show yours place of birth! However, you can use photoshop, as well.
Not looking to continue this brain intercourse with you.


So long, my fellow American.

I know what ESL means because I’m surrounded by Mexicans, Guatamalans, El Salvadorans, and Hondurans. You know, people who are ESL. God damn they even have special ESL classes in school for the kids of the illegals doing farming..

There is some grammar mistake, well sorry sweetie - we ain’t always be talkin’ right - I made a whole lot of mistakes there but it’s how we speak down home. I understand if you don’t quite grasp the concept of down home, it’s not really an academic subject. I mean apparel it’s a middle school level word though.

I am not judging you, you can be whoever you wish. Your life, your choice.

I hope we are now on the same page.

Here listen to this. It’s pretty much how I grew up, except I was like Miss Mary Anne Baker-Smith. I got passed around like a bottle of Crown (Crown Royal Whiskey) But this is how we talk sweetie

[ThiefOfTrust]

I know what ESL means because I’m surrounded by Mexicans, Guatamalans, El Salvadorans, and Hondurans. You know, people who are ESL. God damn they even have special ESL classes in school for the kids of the illegals doing farming..

There is some grammar mistake, well sorry sweetie - we ain’t always be talkin’ right - I made a whole lot of mistakes there but it’s how we speak down home. I understand if you don’t quite grasp the concept of down home, it’s not really an academic subject. I mean apparel it’s a middle school level word though.

I am not judging you, you can be whoever you wish. Your life, your choice.

I hope we are now on the same page.

Here listen to this. It’s pretty much how I grew up, except I was like Miss Mary Anne Baker-Smith. I got passed around like a bottle of Crown (Crown Royal Whiskey) But this is how we talk sweetie

I can fake British accent easily and speak it with UK jargon, now you can call me English woman? Well, some people believe it
I am telling straight up, this is not important for me.
Explaining slang to me? What for?

[Lovelygirl]

if you have an American passport you can get married and earn $ 40,000. you can go to any city in America and work. and close your debt in a month or two. you can also go to Australia or London.

[Woodpecker]

if you have an American passport you can get married and earn $ 40,000. you can go to any city in America and work. and close your debt in a month or two. you can also go to Australia or London.

And then when I get arrested I get a record in the US and my name, mugshot, and charges plastered all over the internet. If it’s overseas I won’t have a record at home, probably just barred from a country

[ThiefOfTrust]

if you have an American passport you can get married and earn $ 40,000. you can go to any city in America and work. and close your debt in a month or two. you can also go to Australia or London.

They only offering 40K for that! I heard it was more than this, nowadays a lot more risks to face for 40K.

[Blonda]

if you have an American passport you can get married and earn $ 40,000. you can go to any city in America and work. and close your debt in a month or two. you can also go to Australia or London.

And then when I get arrested I get a record in the US and my name, mugshot, and charges plastered all over the internet. If it’s overseas I won’t have a record at home, probably just barred from a country

You’re very welcome to Russia to work for 100-150$ per dick, or Italy with 150е/30min 50/50 with agency if you don’t wanna work in US for 300-500$ per hour for the start and scared about possible record. Critical moments need critical actions, if you’re afraid even don’t start that cause you’ve got in the end after all this searching “a very safe agency” with a lot of problems somewhere. The advice to go in Australia is so weird: go so far away from home and work almost twice cheaper then US at the same time for why?!

[ZaikaTvoya]

Машенька оказывается ещё и филолог? Надо же...

Ты упустила момент. что она еще и коренная Американка

[Woodpecker]

Машенька оказывается ещё и филолог? Надо же...

Ты упустила момент. что она еще и коренная Американка

“коренная Американка“ translates to “Native American” this is Indian Feathers not Dots. I am white.

[EllyPeppy]

Машенька оказывается ещё и филолог? Надо же...

Ты упустила момент. что она еще и коренная Американка

“коренная Американка“ translates to “Native American” this is Indian Feathers not Dots. I am white.

Это было про Машеньку.
Сдается мне, что американский английский "tief of trust" так же прекрасен, как и ее русский. Я права?