АВТОРСКИЙ ФОРУМ ДЛЯ РАБОТНИЦ ЭСКОРТА
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Well, I was a little overdramatic but it’s still shit. I’m glad I don’t live in a blue state. Gas is still out of control everywhere as well as food costs. I’m sure Jane Bond will talk about her American husband and how I’m wrong somehow.ЖЫрныйА писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 21:00 Thanx for telling stories 'bout current crap in US. No milk&honey anymore, got it.
I ain' t 'appy 'bout this, though been born in ussr and brought up on ideas of "winnin' over Amerika and imperialism". Bad approach. Everyone should win, and "love's the only engine of survival", as Cohen sung.
Israel. Good advice. My escort girlfriend tried (w/some of my assistance) and been happy w/results. Damned pandemia, no chance for Russians. With US passport should be easier, I consider.
We took just 1,5k$ for the start + 2-way tickets. Result 'd been ab. 1k$ daily brutto (minus rent 120$, food and disposals). And this is quite poor result.
Good luck!
Диалог туриста, изучавшего английский по Бонк, и официанта:
— One bloody rostbeaf, please!
— Sure! With fucking potatoes, sir?
This forum is much better than the site with jokes.
I have the same passport but I’m not pretending that I don’t speak Russian, or I’m a native speaker . 99 percent of my friend Native Russian or Ukrainian or whatever people from the post sovet union coutlntries have the same passports, it’s not such a big great unique thing here.Woodpecker писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:15 Just to recap, we’ve gone from “limited vocabulary”—> ignored pictures of a passport —> “every American learns Spanish”—> “there is no way Google would translate that”—>ignored screenshots of Google translate translating that—> “there is no way a single bedroom apartment would cost that much”—> ignored screenshot of a single bedroom apartment costing that much —> “you wrote $2800 wrong”
There is this thing called Occam’s Razor. Jane Bond is thinking zebras when she hears hoof beats instead of horses.
I literally can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard. I’m like George Floyd over here.
Сергей сколько же вам лет если вы знаете такие великие книги как бонк. На бонкк учили при царе горохе, учителей моих учителей учили по бонку. Шутка неактуальная а почему никому непонятная.Sergey77 писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:06 https://bash.im/quote/468102Диалог туриста, изучавшего английский по Бонк, и официанта:
— One bloody rostbeaf, please!
— Sure! With fucking potatoes, sir?
It’s a Bulgarian word for “things” ??? I don’t know what you’re going on about honestly.Mashenka007 писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:27I have the same passport but I’m not pretending that I don’t speak Russian, or I’m a native speaker . 99 percent of my friend Native Russian or Ukrainian or whatever people from the post sovet union coutlntries have the same passports, it’s not such a big great unique thing here.Woodpecker писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:15 Just to recap, we’ve gone from “limited vocabulary”—> ignored pictures of a passport —> “every American learns Spanish”—> “there is no way Google would translate that”—>ignored screenshots of Google translate translating that—> “there is no way a single bedroom apartment would cost that much”—> ignored screenshot of a single bedroom apartment costing that much —> “you wrote $2800 wrong”
There is this thing called Occam’s Razor. Jane Bond is thinking zebras when she hears hoof beats instead of horses.
I literally can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard. I’m like George Floyd over here.
But youve never answered my last question about ВещиЦА. Could you please answer this as well.
We are divorced ex husband .Woodpecker писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:35It’s a Bulgarian word for “things” ??? I don’t know what you’re going on about honestly.Mashenka007 писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:27I have the same passport but I’m not pretending that I don’t speak Russian, or I’m a native speaker . 99 percent of my friend Native Russian or Ukrainian or whatever people from the post sovet union coutlntries have the same passports, it’s not such a big great unique thing here.Woodpecker писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:15 Just to recap, we’ve gone from “limited vocabulary”—> ignored pictures of a passport —> “every American learns Spanish”—> “there is no way Google would translate that”—>ignored screenshots of Google translate translating that—> “there is no way a single bedroom apartment would cost that much”—> ignored screenshot of a single bedroom apartment costing that much —> “you wrote $2800 wrong”
There is this thing called Occam’s Razor. Jane Bond is thinking zebras when she hears hoof beats instead of horses.
I literally can’t breathe I’m laughing so hard. I’m like George Floyd over here.
But youve never answered my last question about ВещиЦА. Could you please answer this as well.
By the way you keep saying ‘Native American’ that’s an Indian (feathers not dots) I ain’t no Indian. I’m white as can be.
So is your husband a BLM guy or a Rittenhouse guy? I’m a Rittenhouse gal myself.
Ok, sorry(?) so what’s the deal with the Bulgarian word question? I don’t get it.Mashenka007 писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:38We are divorced ex husband .Woodpecker писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:35It’s a Bulgarian word for “things” ??? I don’t know what you’re going on about honestly.Mashenka007 писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:27
I have the same passport but I’m not pretending that I don’t speak Russian, or I’m a native speaker . 99 percent of my friend Native Russian or Ukrainian or whatever people from the post sovet union coutlntries have the same passports, it’s not such a big great unique thing here.
But youve never answered my last question about ВещиЦА. Could you please answer this as well.
By the way you keep saying ‘Native American’ that’s an Indian (feathers not dots) I ain’t no Indian. I’m white as can be.
So is your husband a BLM guy or a Rittenhouse guy? I’m a Rittenhouse gal myself.
She (and #meeto))) are curious how did you manage to get this Bulgarian word translating from English (which u pretend to be native) to Russian (which uWoodpecker писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:44 Ok, sorry(?) so what’s the deal with the Bulgarian word question? I don’t get it.
so be carefulYou mean this?ЖЫрныйА писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 23:17She (and #meeto))) are curious how did you manage to get this Bulgarian word translating from English (which u pretend to be native) to Russian (which uWoodpecker писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:44 Ok, sorry(?) so what’s the deal with the Bulgarian word question? I don’t get it.
pretend not to know at all).
I tried Google translation. "Вещица" it translates into English as "Thing", and "Thing" back to Russian as "Вещь". And no any other versions. Which makes meeee suspiciooooooous))))
I know one guy from Germany, his father worked for Stasi, so his Russian was really close to be perfect. But not for such things.
Plenty of CIA and FBI people here, yes)) as well as Mi-6, Mossad, FSB and MVD
We definitely have different versions of Google. But OK, "штучка" - also not bad. OK, I'm convinced.Woodpecker писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 23:32You mean this?ЖЫрныйА писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 23:17She (and #meeto))) are curious how did you manage to get this Bulgarian word translating from English (which u pretend to be native) to Russian (which uWoodpecker писал(а): ↑15 дек 2021 22:44 Ok, sorry(?) so what’s the deal with the Bulgarian word question? I don’t get it.
pretend not to know at all).
I tried Google translation. "Вещица" it translates into English as "Thing", and "Thing" back to Russian as "Вещь". And no any other versions. Which makes meeee suspiciooooooous))))
I know one guy from Germany, his father worked for Stasi, so his Russian was really close to be perfect. But not for such things.
Plenty of CIA and FBI people here, yes)) as well as Mi-6, Mossad, FSB and MVD
Nothing special. Russian segment of Internet.
this is such a peculiar joke
Ахаха,прекращай)))